Kool Aid and the Peanut-Butter Sandwich Part II

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Mulroy's piece expounds the importance of learning grammar. I concur. Grammar is like a big peanut-butter sandwich and when someone talks about it I've got to have something to drink to wash it down, hence the kool-aid metaphor. And, while Mulroy does give me something (grammar hurts SAT scores, literacy, foriegn-language skills, paraphrasing, intellecualism), he water downs the kool-aid (arguments) in discussing the importance of grammar (peanut-butter sandwich).

1. Credibility of the NCTE : Mulroy says "...the leadership of the largest and most influential association [says to pay less attention to formal grammar]" (4). Mulroy waterd down the "kool-aid," by suggesting that he knows more than the NCTE. Here's a thought: if the NCTE, which has thopusands of scholars and teachers at their intellectual arsenal, says we should focus on content rather than grammar, who should we listen to? I'll help you. If NASA said we landed on the moon, and one astronomer said we did not, who you going to listen to. And, maybe the NCTE feels grammar is important (which Mulroy would have you to believe they don't), but they just know that content should be a higher order concern.

2. The Straw Arguments: Mulroy wants you to believe that adult literacy, SAT scores, foreign language study and writing skills are significantly damaged by the lack of instruction in grammar. Th first three straws sound unfounded alone, and the last one, while sounding logical, was weak on (I'll get back 2 this...)

Mulroy & Chapter 1: Is watered down kool-aid better than the real stuff?

America the Grammarless, written by David Mulroy, seeks to expound upon the importance of grammar by using faulty syllogisms that are all based on one observation: "The gist of my argument so far has been [America's educational world is hurting because of] the opposition to formal instruction in grmmar" (22). But, and I do not say this lightly, Mulroy waters down the kool-aid, man! You can't water down the kool-aid, when you give someone a thick, goopy, peanut-butter sandwich! ("Okay, just what the hell kind of analogy is that," someone might say.)

You & Grammar

Psychologically, grammar has always been a thorn in the side. There were days, starting in grade school, where I absolutely hated some of the rote memory tools employed along with primary diagnostic aids to gage your abilities. At that age I didn’t know about the thought processes of man, or how people think to arrive at their answers. I didn’t know that multiple choice/true-false/ and fill-in-the-blank were basic aids to helps students memorize the material. Most of the tools that my primary teachers employed were “canned” tests. You could even see where the material came from. Looking back I reckon I could have done the same thing as them. I’ve always been inquisitive by nature and that will never change, so knowing this positive trait in me I’m starting to know why I did so poorly in my younger years in grammar: know one dissected the “Grammar Gorilla!” In science, I learned how the planets were formed, how gravity affects nature and how the body works, but in grammar you learn that the “rules” change, grammar is ambiguous and, God for heaven’s sake, DON’T ASK QUESTIONS!!!!!!! “It just is Tommy,” the annoyed teacher would answer back. Sometimes I would get an “I don’t know Tommy,” which sounded better than “It just is.” It (grammar) is just a bunch of capricious nonsense became my motto. Some teachers would ignore my comma splice, some would not. Some teachers were more better at ignoring my double-negatives, some were not. Some teachers would ignore my improper placement of I, some would not. And, so, this cat and mouse game continued until I arrived at college. I guess, to a large degree, college for me always welcomed the why’s of man. Most of the professors knew the why’s and were glad you wanted to know them to<(don’t even know how to use the to/too). All in all, I am excited to learn grammar, because I really, really, really-really want to know how to write professionally. Having my prose look like James Bond in a tux, while skirting the Audubon shooting villains, excites me to break the grammar rules, look cool while doing it, and have the ladies melt as I dangle my “modifier.”


P.S. I also want to break the crutch of “spell-check” into a thousand pieces and use them for customized tooth-picks.

America the Grammarless: Wishy-Washy. Not all the Grammar Stains Came Out Mom!

After reading America the Grammarless by David Mulroy, my first inclination is to play the Devil's Advocate. No doubt, as college students the default mechanism in all of us should be to read every essay put before us with hyper-critical lenses. Queerly enough, I am also taking a Persuasion/Logic course that enlightened my eyes to some logical errors in Mulroy's piece, America the Grammarless. For the sake of brevity, I will number my arguments against Mulroy's piece.



1. "Grammatical terms are part of an orderly set of concepts that describe the organizational features of all intelligible speech and writing" (3).



1a. Indeed, one needs these terms. Analogously, the mason needs bricks to build the wall, so a student needs grammatical terms to structure sentences, paragraphs, essays, etcetera. But I also need to learn how to properly fit these bricks (terms) together. Mulroy's position seems as if the "bricks" are more important than the skill?



2. "...association [the NCTE] of English teachers has been urging its members for decades to pay less attention to formal instruction in grammar lends credence to the widespread impression that our students' understanding of that subject is at an all-time low" (4).



2a. Okay. If all these teachers of English (secondary, post-secondary alike) concur that less attention to grammar helps the over-all writing process, then is Mulroy's mind far better?

2b. And, is there a difference between instruction in grammar vs. formal instruction in grammar? Maybe the NCTE is opposed to lower based cognitive exercises that perpetuate rote memory skills, which is a good pedagogy.



3. "...the assertion that instruction in grammar hurts composition is, in practice, the same as saying that it should not be taught all" (6).



3a. Is it? Of course not! The NCTE is just trying to adhere to a new teaching strategy.



4. Mulroy stretches the gamit when he hypothesizes that the adult literacy performance in the U.S. is weakened by the neglect of grammar (9).



4a I'm really astounded by this argument. Essentially, Mulroy is saying that the BIGGEST factor toward the delinquency in literacy in the sixties and seventies was, are you ready: Anti-grammar policies. What about socio-economic factors, cultural revolutions (increased drug use included), the Vietnam War, etc. Im sure, statistically, I could theorize a plethora of problems that affected literacy levels.



5. "The clearest evidence of a problem in language arts instruction may lie in the well-known decline in the nation's SAT scores" (10).



5a. The SAT doesn't even deal with grammar:



http://www.sparknotes.com/testprep/books/sat/chapter1section1.html



The Verbal Questions
The SAT contains a total of 78 verbal questions, divided into three types. All three types are multiple-choice.
Sentence completions (19 questions). You are given a sentence with one or two blanks and must choose the best word or words to fill the blanks.
Analogies (19). You are given two words that are related in some way and must choose the word pair that shares the same relation.
Reading comprehension (40). These questions test your ability to read and understand facts and arguments based on a reading passage.



5a. (cont.) Come one, really. Mulroy suggests that since grammar is being avoided in grade school, SAT participants are getting low scores in reading. Again, this is a logical fallacy. There could be a wide range of problems that suggest otherwise: poor study habits, poverty, abscence of reading programs. Should I go on?



In closing, Mulroy's heart is in the right place, but his scientific methodology is not. In fact, the whole essay is littered with logical inconsistencies that create a piece that is hard to accept. It would be quite a challenge to find anyone that does not believe grammar is unimportant (myself included), but lower order concerns like comma use, fragments and capitalization are not nearly as important as higher order concerns.